zackmerricksafro:

i hate when my mom says ‘breasts’

they’re called boobs mom

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dickfaerie:

i thought eurovision was the european version of thats so raven

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shaving23spiders:

you can’t unfollow me, i fought in vietnam!

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danielnadcliffe:

omg photoshop has a bell pepper brush

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nakedrussia:

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hungarysovaries:

saddeer:

three day weekend

　

im already off for the summer

i’ve been off since 2011

i burnt my school down

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silenthill:

i just found out that there’s a “china’s got talent”

how’s that possible, don’t they come out of the womb doing backflips and playing piano

how do they even pick a winner

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